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• If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you.
  I want to have children ..."--they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudne...
• Don't ever slam the door; you might want to go back. -- Don Herold
• If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves.
  -- Don Marqui...
• Life, like beer, is merely borrowed. -- Don Reed
• Real life sucks losers dry. If you want to fuck with the eagles you've got to learn to fly.
  -- Veronica, "Heathers", movie...
• Take what you want - leave some if you want. No ratios.
• Then you must be Don Francisco's sister!
• Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you're been through something like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.
  Homer: You said it, you weirdo. Mountain Madne...
• Homer: Uh, let's see: eighteen, twenty-seven, thirty-five.
  ..Dealer busts! Looks like you all win again....