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Kryten: It's a small, off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden! -- Red Dwarf - 'Camille'
Kryten: It's the old, old story
Kryten: No Silicon Heaven? Preposterous! Where would all the calculators go?
-- Red Dwarf - 'The Last Day'...
Kryten: Now I understand why they didn't bother with a handshake.
Holocrews are legendarilly arrogant. They despise stupidity wherever they see it, and they see it everywhere....
Kryten personal blackbox recording. Time: unknown.
Location: unknown. Cause of accident: unknown. Should someone find this recording, perhaps it will shed light as to what happened here....
Kryten: Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks.
-- Red Dwarf...
Kryten: Spin my nipple-nuts and send me to Alaska! -- Red Dwarf - 'Camille'
Kryten: That is the Inquisitor. He prunes away the wastrels, expunges the wretched, and deletes the worthless.
Rimmer: We're in big trouble. -- Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
Kryten: They've taken Mr Rimmer! Sir, they've taken Mr Rimmer!
Cat: Quick! Let's get out of here before they bring him back! -- Red Dwarf - 'Holoship'...
Kryten: We could go to Dallas in November, 1963, stand on the grassy knoll and shout Duck!
... I'm sorry; I must have bypassed my Good Taste Chip. -- Red Dwarf - 'Timeslides'...

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