Kryten: They've Taken Mr Rimmer! Sir, They've Taken Mr Rimmer!
Kryten: They've taken Mr Rimmer! Sir, they've taken Mr Rimmer!
Cat: Quick! Let's get out of here before they bring him back!
-- Red Dwarf - 'Holoship'
Rimmer: I thought it was the worst pile of blueberry schoolgirl mush I have ever been forced to endure.
I consider it an insult to my backside to have to sit growing carbuncles through such putrid adolescent slush....
You must remember that he is operating on a completely different level to us now.
To him, we are the mental equivalent of domestic science teachers....
Mr. Arnold' isn't even his name. His name's 'Rimmer'
or 'Smeghead'; or 'Dinosaur Breath'; or 'Molecule Mind'....
Isn't it about this time your head goes back to the lab for re-tuning?
-- Rimmer to Kryten in Red Dwarf 'The Last Day'...
Rimmer: Kryten, unpack Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit.
hortly after Lister has been turned into a chicken) Ca
The question is: Can we turn him back again? Rimme...
Oh and sir, you're wrong. We won't be apart. We just won't be together.
I cannot believe I just said that. -- Rimmer, talking about Nirvana in Red Dwarf 'Holoship'...
Rimmer: So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom
and you're telling me you're completely sane? -- Red Dwarf - 'Quarantine'...
Kryten: That is the Inquisitor. He prunes away the wastrels, expunges the wretched, and deletes the worthless.
Rimmer: We're in big trouble. -- Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...