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• Rimmer: I thought it was the worst pile of blueberry schoolgirl mush I have ever been forced to endure.
  I consider it an insult to my backside to have to sit growing carbuncles through such putrid adolescent slush....
• You must remember that he is operating on a completely different level to us now.
  To him, we are the mental equivalent of domestic science teachers....
• Mr. Arnold' isn't even his name. His name's 'Rimmer'
  or 'Smeghead'; or 'Dinosaur Breath'; or 'Molecule Mind'....
• Isn't it about this time your head goes back to the lab for re-tuning?
  -- Rimmer to Kryten in Red Dwarf 'The Last Day'...
• Rimmer: Kryten, unpack Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit.
  I'm ALIVE!!!!!...
• hortly after Lister has been turned into a chicken) Ca
  The question is: Can we turn him back again? Rimme...
• Oh and sir, you're wrong. We won't be apart. We just won't be together.
  I cannot believe I just said that. -- Rimmer, talking about Nirvana in Red Dwarf 'Holoship'...
• Rimmer: So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom
  and you're telling me you're completely sane? -- Red Dwarf - 'Quarantine'...
• Kryten: That is the Inquisitor. He prunes away the wastrels, expunges the wretched, and deletes the worthless.
  Rimmer: We're in big trouble. -- Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...