Kryten: No Silicon Heaven? Preposterous! Where Would All The Calculators Go?
Kryten: No Silicon Heaven? Preposterous! Where would all the calculators go?
-- Red Dwarf - 'The Last Day'
No Silicon Heaven? Then where do all the calculators go?
But where do all the calculators go? -- Kryte
Isn't it about this time your head goes back to the lab for re-tuning?
-- Rimmer to Kryten in Red Dwarf 'The Last Day'...
Kryten: Frankenstein was the creator -- not the monster.
It's a common misconception, held by all truly stupid people....
Kryten: Damage control report: Dehydration level 45%
Recall of previous evening 2%; Embarrassment factor 91%!...
Kryten: It's a small, off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden! -- Red Dwarf - 'Camille'
Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts -- these bend! -- Red Dwarf - 'Kryten'
How many mechanoids -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Twelve. Y'know why? Because they're so stupid! Note...
Kryten: Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks.
-- Red Dwarf - 'Timeslides'...