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• No Silicon Heaven? Then where do all the calculators go?
• But where do all the calculators go? -- Kryte
• Isn't it about this time your head goes back to the lab for re-tuning?
  -- Rimmer to Kryten in Red Dwarf 'The Last Day'...
• Kryten: Frankenstein was the creator -- not the monster.
  It's a common misconception, held by all truly stupid people....
• Kryten: Damage control report: Dehydration level 45%
  Recall of previous evening 2%; Embarrassment factor 91%!...
• Kryten: It's a small, off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden! -- Red Dwarf - 'Camille'
• Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts -- these bend! -- Red Dwarf - 'Kryten'
• How many mechanoids -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Twelve. Y'know why? Because they're so stupid! Note...
• Kryten: Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks.
  -- Red Dwarf - 'Timeslides'...