Kryten: Pub: Ah, Yes, A Meeting Place Where People Attempt To Reach Advanced States Of Mental Incompetence By The Repeated Consumption Of Fermented Vegetable Drinks.
Kryten: Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach
advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption
of fermented vegetable drinks.
-- Red Dwarf - 'Timeslides'
Kryten: We could go to Dallas in November, 1963, stand on the grassy knoll and shout Duck!
... I'm sorry; I must have bypassed my Good Taste Chip. -- Red Dwarf - 'Timeslides'...
Rimmer: Kryten, unpack Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit.
Kryten: No Silicon Heaven? Preposterous! Where would all the calculators go?
-- Red Dwarf - 'The Last Day'...
Kryten: Frankenstein was the creator -- not the monster.
It's a common misconception, held by all truly stupid people....
You must remember that he is operating on a completely different level to us now.
To him, we are the mental equivalent of domestic science teachers....
Kryten: It's a small, off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden! -- Red Dwarf - 'Camille'
Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts -- these bend! -- Red Dwarf - 'Kryten'
Kryten: Ah, Virgil's Aeneid -- the epic tale of Agamemnon's pursuit of Helen of Troy.
The classic work by the greatest Latin poet who ever put quill to parchment....
Cat: Look at that collar! You could go hang gliding! -- Red Dwarf - 'Timeslides'