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• Spin My Nipple Nuts and Send Me to Alaska!
• Kryten: It's a small, off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden! -- Red Dwarf - 'Camille'
• The way the light catches the angles of your head..
  .most enchanting. -- Kryten to Camille in Red Dwarf 'Camille'...
• You'll like them... Well some of them... Well one of them.
  .. Maybe.... -- Kryten to Camille in Red Dwarf 'Camille'...
• Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts -- these bend! -- Red Dwarf - 'Kryten'
• Kryten: Camille looks like your sister-in-law? What happened?
  Was she involved in some kind of horrific car accident?...
• My god! But I was only away two minutes!
  -- Kryten, on being told that the Nova 5 crew was dead in Red Dwarf 'Kryten'...
• Kryten: You are a sick, sick person! If mechanoids could barf, I'd be on to my fifth bag by now.
  -- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...
• He's got 'droid rot.