Kryten: It's A Small, Off-duty Czechoslovakian Traffic Warden! -- Red Dwarf - 'Camille'
Kryten: It's a small, off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden!
-- Red Dwarf - 'Camille'
The way the light catches the angles of your head..
.most enchanting. -- Kryten to Camille in Red Dwarf 'Camille'...
You'll like them... Well some of them... Well one of them.
.. Maybe.... -- Kryten to Camille in Red Dwarf 'Camille'...
Kryten: Spin my nipple-nuts and send me to Alaska! -- Red Dwarf - 'Camille'
Kryten: Camille looks like your sister-in-law? What happened?
Was she involved in some kind of horrific car accident?...
Kryten: It's the old, old story: Droid meets Droid
Droid becomes Chameleon, Droid loses Chameleon, Chameleon turns into Blob, Droid gets Blob back again, Blob meets Blob, Blob goes off with Blob, and Droid loses Blob, Chameleon, and Droid....
Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts -- these bend! -- Red Dwarf - 'Kryten'
My god! But I was only away two minutes!
-- Kryten, on being told that the Nova 5 crew was dead in Red Dwarf 'Kryten'...
Isn't it about this time your head goes back to the lab for re-tuning?
-- Rimmer to Kryten in Red Dwarf 'The Last Day'...
Kryten: Frankenstein was the creator -- not the monster.
It's a common misconception, held by all truly stupid people....