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Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a ridiculous figure.
Ladies and gentlemen, the question you have to ask yourselves on November 8th is whose judgement do you trust?
Do you trust the judgement of a man who traded arms to the Ayatollah and used that m...
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. -- In a Norwegian cocktail lounge
Ladies don't show their undies unintentionally.
Ladies, here's a hint: if you're playing against a friend who has big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys.
That's the hardest shot for the well-endowed. -- Billie Jean Ki...
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. -- In a Rome laundry
Ladies please keep (.) (.) off of the bar!
Ladies' Sewing Circle And Terrorist Society
Ladies, whose bright eyes Rain influence, and judge the prize.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- L'Allegro, Line 121...
Ladies with an attitude.

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