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Krogt, n. (chemical symbol: Kr): The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
KRQR, home of the million dollar guarantee. You give us a million dollars, we'll play any song you want.
Guaranteed....
Krusty has small feet. Like all good-hearted people. -- Bart in "Krusty Gets Busted
Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?" kids: "Krusty!
!" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With all our hearts!...
Krusty, I'm man enough to admit I was wrong and I'm sorry I fingered you in court.
I sincerely hope that the horrible stories I heard about what goes on in prison are exaggerated....
Krusty wore big, floppy shoes, but he's got little feet like all good-hearted people.
-- Bart in "Krusty Gets Busted", from The Simpso...
Kryten: Ah, Virgil's Aeneid -- the epic tale of Agamemnon's pursuit of Helen of Troy.
The classic work by the greatest Latin poet who ever put quill to parchment....
Kryten: Camille looks like your sister-in-law? What happened?
Was she involved in some kind of horrific car accident?...
Kryten: Damage control report: Dehydration level 45%
Recall of previous evening 2%; Embarrassment factor 91%!...
Kryten: Frankenstein was the creator -- not the monster.
It's a common misconception, held by all truly stupid people....

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