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• I would have promised those terrorists a trip to Disneyland if it would have gotten the hostages released.
  I thank God they were satisfied with the missiles and we didn't have to go to that extreme....
• You knew it would have to come to this, I am sure, but Oliver North will only eat one kind of breakfast food
  Shredded Wheat!...
• We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children?
  Well, she and I were. -- Mort Sahl...
• If I had my life to live over, I'd dare to make mistakes next time.
  I'd relax, I'd limber up. I would be sillier than I been this trip....
• Lisa: I can't help but fell that if we had gotten to know each other better, my leaving would actually have meant something.
  Friends: Yeah. -- Lisa bids farewell to her classmates, "Dancin' Home...
• I *never* would have guessed you were that old!
• I have now come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reaso
  I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me....
• If we were meant to get up early, God would have created us with alarm clocks.
• If I had my life to live over, I'd try to make more mistakes next time.
  I would relax, I would limber up, I would be sillier than I have been this trip....