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• Well, it looks as if the top part fell on the bottom part.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle referring to the collapsed section of the 880 freeway after the San Francisco earthquake of 1989....
• The book, "The Satanic Verses"] is obviously not only offensive but, I would think most of us would say, in bad taste.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle commenting on the book which caused Salman Rushdie to be placed under a death sentence....
• My opponent knows less about national defense than I know about spelling.
  Even I know it's Cruise missiles, not Patriot missiles that go through doors and chimneys....
• I felt like I was in charge.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, after working the Panama Canal's lock...
• I hope I never have to deal with it. But obviously I would counsel her and talk to her and support her on whatever decision she made.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle responding to Larry King's question of how he would react if his 13-year-old daughter chose to have an abortion....
• I was known as the chief grave robber of my state. -- Vice President Dan Quayle
• I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.
• I'm Dan Quayle. I'm Dan Quayle. I'm Dan Quayle. I am Dan Quayle.
  The real Dan Quayle. The real Dan Quayle stand up....
• I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman. -- Vice President Dan Quayle