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• I used to jog, but the ice kept falling out of my glass.
• QOTD: "I used to jog, but the ice kept bouncing out of my glass.
• If I had my life to live over, I'd dare to make mistakes next time.
  I'd relax, I'd limber up. I would be sillier than I been this trip....
• I ate Hostess fruit pies all day--I got so fat my picture would fall off the wall.
  -- Bruce Smirnoff...
• Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall.
• The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. -- Martin Mull
• Yes, yes, to hold in my hand a capsule that contained such powe
  o know that life and death on such a scale was my choice, to know that the tiny pressure on my thumb, enough to break the glass, would end everything!...
• If he had two ideas in his head, they would fall out with each other. -- Johnso
• I'd love to, but... I have to jog my memory. -- 93 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO