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• This parrot is bleeding demised. It is an ex-parrot. -- John Cleese
• Monty Python and the Holy Grail 'Tis but a scratch. --John Cleese
• The first thing to do when you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries is to release a tiger.
  -- John Cleese...
• If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking "Do you want fries with that?
  John Cleese...
• Manuel, have you ever heard of the bubonic plague? It was rather popular here.
  .. -- Basil Fawlty (John Cleese), "Fawlty Towers", British television show...
• Yes, well, that's just the sort of blinkered philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage.
  -- John Cleese of Monty Pytho...
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• Congratulations on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.
  -- Yogi Berra...
• Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.
  -- Yogi Berra, to Johnny Bench...