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  I want to have children ..."--they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudne...
• I love children! They taste just like chicken!
• It's times like this I'm glad I flunked out of dental school. -- Veterinarian, "Dog of Death
• Love? What is love? I want existence. -- Marriner, Enlightenme
• I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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• I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
• Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
  -- Rita Rudne...
• Marge: Stop it, stop it, stop it! [flicks light on and off] Ba
  Mom, that is _really_ annoying. Lisa: Bart started it....