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• I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
  But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• Boy and girl in the bath. Girl: What is that long thing ?
  Boy : It`s mine. Girl: Can I play with it ? Boy : No! You`ve broken yours already....
• (for your taste) I'll see if I can manage a Round 3.
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• I saw a man pursuing the Horizon, 'Round and round they sped.
  I was disturbed at this, I accosted the man, "It is futile," I said....
• Ez fer war, I call it murder,-- There you hev it plain an' fla
  I don't want to go no furder Than my Testyment fer that....
• The wheel of fortune turns round incessantly, and who can say to himself, 'I shall to-day be uppermost.
  ' -- Confuciu...