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• I 've stood upon Achilles' tomb, And heard Troy doubted
  ime will doubt of Rome. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto iv, Stanza 101...
• If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, resist hyperbole.
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!
• You will inherit millions of dollars.
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