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• This is incredible!
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• I 've often wish'd that I had clear, For life, six hundred pounds a yea
  A handsome house to lodge a friend; A river at my garden's end...
• Fortune brings in some boats that are not steered.
• Ez fer war, I call it murder,-- There you hev it plain an' fla
  I don't want to go no furder Than my Testyment fer that....
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• Masochist to sadist: "Hit me!" ... Sadist to masochist "No!
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• SC0 UNiX was made by a SADiST!