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• Most recently, I've read so much about the dangers of smoke and drink that I have finally decided to give up reading altogether.
• When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -- Henny Youngma
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex. It was the most *horrifying* 20 minutes of my life!
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...