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• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• Some fellow said that I had the wit and sophistication of a donkey.
  Oh, an absurd suggestion, sir. You're right. It is absurd....
• Blackadder! What time is it? Three o'clock in the afternoon, your Highness.
  Oh, thank God for that. I thought I'd overslept. -- George and Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
• I love you, Doctor Johnson. And I want to have your babies. -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability
• I have a cunning plan, sir. Hoorah! Well, that's that, then.
  -- Baldrick and George : Ink and Incapability...
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• Sir, I have been unable to replace the dictionary. I am therefore leaving immediately for Nepal, where I intend to live as a goat.
  -- Edmund to George : Ink and Incapability...
• I die...I hope men will say of me that I did duty by my country.
  I think that's pretty unlikely, sir. If I were you I'd try for something a bit more realistic....