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• What to say to annoy a performance artist: "Hey, I saw something just like that on The Gong Show!
  -- Matt Groening...
• The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind. -- Bob Dyla
• Oriental voice:) Hello, you have reached honorable Chan's residence.
  I, Kato, will go and get honorable Chan. (Godzilla scream....
• You're in the west Wind passage. The Wind is blowing so hard that you can can not continue.
• Marge: Then how about going as Florida? You enjoy orange juice, old people like you -- Lisa
  Dad, what do _you_ think? Homer: Shh! I'm trying to teach the baby to gamble....
• Martin: More friends! More allies! More, I say. Hang those who talk of less.
  There's a few inches over here, ho! [one more kid squeezes in, causing the pool to burst] My precious pool and its lifestyle accoutrements....
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• And I can see the strong wind blowing the sun towards us." -- Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3
• A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing, clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by.
  -- Christopher Morley...