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I've Done "it" In A Lot Of Weird Places, But I've Never Done "it" In Half A Line Of Perl.
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I've done "it" in a lot of weird places, but I've never done "it"
in half a line of Perl.
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When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
-- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
(takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
I 've lost a day!"--the prince who nobly cried, Had been an emperor without his crown.
-- Edward Young (1684-1765) - Night Thoughts, Night ii, Line 99...
The light that lies In woman's eyes. -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing
I 've often wish'd that I had clear, For life, six hundred pounds a yea
A handsome house to lodge a friend; A river at my garden's end...
With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....