I've Been Sort Of Crabby Lately. It's That Time Of The Month Again--the Rent's Due.

I've Been Sort Of Crabby Lately. It's That Time Of The Month Again--the Rent's Due.

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I've been sort of crabby lately. It's that time of the month again--the
rent's due.
-- Margaret Smith

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Surprise due today. Also the rent.
I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to tape their albums. -- Margaret Smith
My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
I heard @FN@'s mind has been on edible underwear lately...
The best contraceptive is the word no--repeated frequently. -- Margaret Smith