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• I **TRIED** to register it!
• I lit the emergency candle. Why is it hissing? -- Famous Last Word
• I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... ...
  and I'm all out of bubble gum." -- From THEY LIVE!...
• In the morning, I do not want to eat gum drops and cheese noodles -- Madonna
• Ned: [notes Marge squeezing a grapefruit] Marge Simpson!
  Still making juice the old-fashioned way? [actually, Marge is squeezing it on Lisa's hair] Lisa...
• I tried reality, but it didn't work.
• i got gum .. I GOT LICORICE .. i got chocolate .. I GOT AN APPLE ...... i got a rock
• I tried LSD but I didn't actually swallow.
• I tried OS/2 once, but I didn't inhale.