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• I've tried to drown my sorrows, but those suckers learned how to swim!
• Problems? No, I LIKE my foot there.
• I need to drown my troubles but I can't get him to go swimming.
• Thank god for water. If there was no water we couldn't learn how to swim, and then we'd all drown.
• You cannot learn to swim until you get into the water and drown. -- Brother Theodore
• Deeper than did ever plummet sound I 'll drown my book.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Tempest -- Act v, Sc. 1...
• Tried to play my shoehorn... all I got were footnotes!
• I truly wish I could be a great surgeon or philosopher or author or anything constructive, but in all honesty I'd rather turn up my amplifier full blast and drown myself in the noise.
  -- Charles Schmid, the "Tucson Murdere...
• I'd like to fly, but I can't even swim.