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• I tell ya, drugs never worked out for me. The first time I tried smoking pot I didn't know what I was doing.
  I smoked half the joint, got the munchies, and ate the other half....
• I like to torture my plants by watering them with ice cubes.
• I tried snorting coke once. I almost drowned.
• All the plants in my house are dead -- I shot them last night.
  I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• All the plants in my house are dead---I shot them last night.
  I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I laugh in the face of danger. I drop ice cubes down the vest of fear.
  -- Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
• Tried to play my shoehorn... all I got were footnotes!
• I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one.
  It wasn't doing what I was doing. I tried to DRAW my shadow once, but I couldn't ....
• Don't laugh at me! I was once like you!