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• I tried Windows NT once, but I didn't inhale.
• I admit it, I tried MS-DOS, but I didn't inhale.
• Shit Happens' according to... Clinton: I didn't inhale this shit.
  I tried this shit before and I didn't like it so.......
• I tried sanity once. Didn't like it.
• I tried computer dating once; I decided I preferred women.
• When I was in England I experimented with marijuana a time or two, I didn't like it, I didn't inhale it, and never tried it again.
  -- Bill Clinton -- The World Almanac and Book of Facts, 1993...
• I tried snorting coke once. I almost drowned.
• I tried being reasonable once. I didn't like it.
• I tried to get a life once, but they were out of stock.