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• I bought an internal modem, but I can't swallow it.
• I wonder, does Barbara Bush spit or swallow?
• I **TRIED** to register it!
• I drank a beer once but I didn't swallow any of it.
• I can say with confidence I know a fair bit about LSD. -- Dan Rathe
• I tried reality, but it didn't work.
• GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
  GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point....
• I tried OS/2 once, but I didn't inhale.
• I tried to contain myself, but I escaped!