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It never hurts to help! -- Eek the Cat.
It never hurts to suck up to the boss. -- Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #33
It never rains in Oregon, We rust from too much sunshine.
It never was our guise To slight the poor, or aught humane despise.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Odyssey of Homer, Book xiv, Line 65...
It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.
I toast. Therefore I am.
ITO as your children wished their grandparents practiced birth control..
It occured before important facts were known, and cannot happen again.
(The important fact being that Hitler wanted to conquer Europe) -- The Munish Agreement excuse...
I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!
I told him that I wouldn't even consider it unless they guaranteed me that I'd have no primary opposition and unless they would raise money for me.
-- Dan Quayle, remembering being asked to run for C...

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