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• One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
  -- Judith Vio...
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• Help stamp out mental illness, or I'll kill you!
• Come on, you'll be late for school." "Shan't," came the reply from the bathroom.
  "Why, what's wrong?" "The teachers hate me and the kids despise me....
• Walk at a fast pace when out of the office -- this keeps questions from subordinates and superiors at a minimum.
• A singles bar is the gadget that keeps the one-dollar bills from flying out of a cash register drawer.