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• The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
• ODD Odd things that you don't want people find in your house include
• The "Enough Already" Law: The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
• Cat HAIR all over the keyboard..
• A good cat, is a dead cat.
• Cat + unattended keyboard = garbage all over screen.
• You look like something the cat refused to drag in.
• Eternity is not something that begins after you are dead.
  It is going on all the time. We are in it now. -- Charlotte P Gilma...
• You don't want to come back from Sorrento to a dead cat.