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A man had a long argument with his wife recently. She wanted to purchase a brand new living room couch.
I told her, the man said, that there was nothing wrong with the old couch. We argued all eveni...
A man has got to know his assimilations. -- Harry of Borg.
A man has no more right to say an uncivil thing, than to act one
no more right to say a rude thing to another, than to knock him down. -- Johnso...
A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest. -- Paul Simo
A man he seems of cheerful yesterdays and confident tomorrows. -- Wordsworth
A man I am, cross'd with adversity. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Two Gentlemen of Verona -- Act iv, Sc.
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A man in all the world's new fashion planted, That hath a mint of phrases in his brain.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Love's Labour 's Lost -- Act i, Sc. 1...
A man in erection does not think. There is no blood left for his brain.
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. -- Zsa Zsa Gabo
A man in love mistakes a pimple for a dimple.

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