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• A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. -- Carrie Snow
• Remember when we all wanted to look like Elizabeth Taylor? Well, now I do. -- Carrie Snow
• Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope. -- Carrie P. Snow
• No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap. -- Carrie Snow
• No matter how friendly you would like to be, it is not a good idea to shake hands with the mechanic, just after he comes from under the car.
• A male rite of passage: Writing your name in the snow.
• Nobody with the intelligence to understand something with four thousand moving parts will ever become an auto mechanic.
  -- Charlie Kozak...
• Bart: Oh, hey! That's Mom. She's happy again! [runs to the yard] [perturbed] You guys made a snowman family?
  Homer: Check it out, boy: it's like looking into a living snow mirror....
• Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested.
  -- Francis Bacon [As anyone who has ever owned a puppy already knows. Ed.]...