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Is it true that you smoke eight to ten cigars a day?
That's true. Is it true that you drink five martinis a day?...
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
Is knowledge knowable, and how do we know?
Islamic women can do kinky things with their ankles.
That's why the Koran says they aren't supposed to reveal them in public. -- Weird theory #47...
Islam: If shit happens, it is the Will of Allah
I slept, and dreamed that life was Beauty; I woke, and found that life was Duty.
Was thy dream then a shadowy lie? Toil on, poor heart, unceasingly...
I slept and drempt that life was joy. I awoke and saw that life was duty.
I acted and beheld that duty was joy. -- Rabindranath Tagore...
I slept like a baby...with a breast in my mouth.
I slept like a baby -- woke up every two hours.
I slept with Joe Isuzu <- she's lying

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