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• There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.
  -- Stephen Still...
• Men are superior to women. -- The Kora
• Why do easy-going girls wear knickers? To keep their ankles warm.
• Confuse a public servant by asking exactly what they mean by "height" on that long form.
  Ask them why they think "green" isn't a valid answer for the "complexion" question....
• If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.
• Q: Why do women change their minds so often? A: To keep them clean.
• A cloud of purple smoke appears, then clears away to reveal a tall sorcerer wearing tacky shoes.
  He makes a note of what you've just said, and says "Be nice....
• Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do.
  -- Robert A. Heinlei...
• Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do.
  -- R. A. Heinlei...