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• I can tell I'm getting older. I'm starting to use "old people" cliches.
  The other day I actually told someone I slept like a baby....
• I slept like a baby...with a breast in my mouth.
• When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well.
  I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -- Steven Wrigh...
• And then I woke up.
• Well, I mean like,....you've SLEPT, with a lady....
• I woke up to discover it had all been a terrible film...
• The TRUTH--next, on the Rush Limbaugh program! then I woke up.
• A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning.
• You should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide on a NEW CAREER!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...