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• I slept like a baby -- woke up every two hours.
• Wow, some lady walked into my room, picked me up, and put her breast in my mouth.
  I liked it! -- A baby boys first tangeable though...
• I can tell I'm getting older. I'm starting to use "old people" cliches.
  The other day I actually told someone I slept like a baby....
• Well, I mean like,....you've SLEPT, with a lady....
• I was a tiny baby when I was born. Really tiny. I was breast-fed intravenously.
  I had to have a special nurse 'cause I was so little....
• Breast feeding is popular now. It wasn't when I was growing up.
  In high school, my mom caught me with an inflatable sex doll....
• My indignation, like th' imprisoned fire, pent in the troubled breast of Aetna, burnt deep and silent.
  -- Thomso...
• Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
  .. Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars....
• When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well.
  I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -- Steven Wrigh...