Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I speak truth, not so much as I would, but as much as I dare
and I dare a little the more as I grow older....
I sped up my keyboard & I can't keep up with it!
I spend a great deal of time with the President. We have a very close, personal,loyal relationship.
I'm not, as they say, a potted plant in these meetings....
I spend half my life logged into crazy liberals!
I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew five thousand dollars at a reincarnation seminar.
I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once. -- Ronnie Shake...
I spent $900 on this Bose headset & I can /still/ hear my CFI yelling!
I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. -- Steven Wrigh
I spent hours coming up with this tagline. Could you tell?
I spent hours trying to come up with the perfect tagline. This isn't it.
I spent last night in the arms of a girl in Louisiana.

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