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Is not this a lamentable thing, that of the skin of an innocent lamb should be made parchment?
hat parchment, being scribbled o'er, should undo a man?...
Isn't damn Yankee one word?
Isn't every computer a Digital computer?
Isn't fun like the best thing to have ever? -- Arthu
Isn't humanity egocentric? Whenever we talk, we say, "Here's my two cents worth," but we only offer "a penny for your thoughts.
-- Ariel "The Rogue" Rogso...
Isn't it about this time your head goes back to the lab for re-tuning?
-- Rimmer to Kryten in Red Dwarf 'The Last Day'...
Isn't it funny how we'll look out the window at the moon, and then we notice it's not the moon but a streetlight?
Also what's funny is how we do this every night. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Isn't it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state fair, the first thing we do is see if they have some kind of pornography booth?
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Isn't it interesting how your annoying habits are so much more annoying than mine are?
Isn't it interesting that IRANGATE Proves crooks go free?

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