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Isn't there any other part of the matzo you can eat?
-- Marilyn Monroe (1926-1962) on being served matzo ball soup three meals in a row...
Isn't this a beautiful day! Just watch some bastard louse it up.
Isn't this a conversation for the Taglines conference?
Isn't this my STOP?! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Isn't this the OFF-TOPIC conference?
Isn't tonight a school night?
-- Superman asks an interrogative of a traunt Robin -- in a tank in THE DARK KNIGHT FALLS...
Isocrates adviseth Demonicus, when he came to a strange city, to worship by all means the gods of the place.
-- Robert Burton (1577-1640) -- The Anatomy of Melancholy, Part iii, Sect. 4, Memb. 1, Su...
Isocrates was in the right to insinuate, in his elegant Greek expression, that what is got over the Devil's back is spent under his belly.
-- Alain Rene Le Sage (1668-1747) -- Gil Blas, Book viii, C...
I sold my soul to the Devil. He gave it back.
I sometimes feel alone and insignificant, especially when people turn out the lights while I'm still in the bathroom.

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