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I smell like a wet reducing clinic on Columbus Day! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I smell something fishy - and I'm not talking about the contents of Baldrick's apple crumble.
.. -- Edmund : Captain Cook...
I smell something steeeenky! -- Nerve ending fairy
ISMISM Belief in any distinctive doctrine, theory or practice.
Ismism was started up in the mid-1980s by a splinter group from "Atheists For Christ"....
I smoke cigars, because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to, I might fall down.
-- George Bu...
I smoked pot at a drive-in movie theater. But the screen was this tiny.
It was itsy-bitsy thumb and forefinger tiny....
Is most tolerable, and not to be endured. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Much Ado about Nothing -- Act iii, Sc.
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Is Mr. Kosinski what he seems, a joke? No. It's too cruel.
-- Wesley and Traveler, "Where No One Has Gone Before", stardate 41263.1...
Is Multimate the Word Processor for Bigamists?
Is my modem supposed to smoke like that?

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