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I pulled into this town called Weedpatch.
I pulled the finger...and she sank...
I pull in resolution, and begin To doubt the equivocation of the fiend That lies like truth
Fear not, till Birnam wood Do come to Dunsinane....
I push the TURBO button on my PC REAL hard whenever I'm in a hurry.
I put aside my copy of ``BOWLING WORLD'' and think about GUN CONTROL legislation.
. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I put BUGS=OFF in config.sys, Windows won't Load!
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them.
Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -- Steven Wrigh...
I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. -- Steven Wrigh
I put it to you all. I think we shall end up with a fine crew.
if we avoid temptation -- Picard, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2...
I put one in each eye and two up each nostril. -- Agent Coope

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