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• You no push button I push button Baby Plucky.
• I love my wife and my Turbo C, sure miss he
• If I hurry I'll be late.
• Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. -- Robert M. Hutchi
• My Spectrum is better than any PC, I can use it as a heater!
• Just think! With the push of a button, you could be a 500-story gastropod -- a slug the size of the Chrysler Building.
  "Gosh, how can I refuse?" "Well, if you don't like that, be something else!...
• CLITORAL MASTURBATION -- Push-button sex.
• I find it hard to restrain my enthusiasm.
• I parked my hard disk - and got a ticket!