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I read in Cosmo that women like to have whipped cream sprayed over their breasts.
Unfortunately, my girlfriend has silicone implants. So I use non-dairy topping. -- Jeff Shaw...
I read in the paper yesterday that a guy killed his wife after twenty years of marriage.
I thought: Too bad. It was probably the first decision he'd made since the wedding. -- John Wing...
I read it on USENET so it must be true.
I read my horoscope. The first line said, "Ignore bad advice.
Fine. I stopped reading my horoscope. -- Dan Spence...
I read part of it all the way through. -- Samuel Goldwy
I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it. -- Virginia Woolf
I read the docs, but my brain got full. ;)
I read the DOC's...is this English?
I read the DSZ docs but now I'm more confused.
I read the FM, and it didn't work

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