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• I brought my BOWLING BALL - and some DRUGS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• And furthermore, my bowling average is unimpeachable!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I think my career is ruined! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I'm QUIETLY reading the latest issue of ``BOWLING WORLD'' while my wife and two children stand QUIETLY BY.
  . -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I feel better about world problems now! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I hope the ``Eurythmics'' practice birth control... -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I don't know WHY I said that.. I think it came from the FILLINGS in my rear molars.
  . -- Zippy the Pinhead...