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I really wish my bust was smaller.
I really would not be so bothered by people who speak out what they think, if before they spoke out, they actually did think.
This is one of the main problems with a democracy. Everyone has a chance...
I recall my exact words: `There's a pile of dinosaur eggs over there, youngster,' I said, smiling paternally the while.
`Get sucking.'" -- Alan Moore, V FOR VENDETTA...
I received a phone bill from Bell Canada for DOS calls!
I recently came across an interesting statistic: Men who were successful when they used the pickup line "Hi
71 percent Women who were successful when they used the pickup line "Hi": 100%...
I recently moved into a new apartment, and there was this switch on the wall that didn't do anything.
So anytime I had nothing to do, I'd just flick that switch up and down...up and down...up and do...
I recently saw this among other graffiti in my neighborhood laundroma
"Better to have loved and lost than to do thirty pounds of wash each week." -- Hal Linde...
I recognize that a class of criminals and juvenile delinquents has taken to calling themselves 'hackers', but I consider them irrelevant to the true meaning of the word
just as the Mafia calls themse...
I recommend having no relationships except those easily borne and disposed of
I recommend limiting one's involvement in other people's lives to a pleasantly scant minimum....
I refuse to accept the view ... that the bright daybreak of peace and brotherhood can never become a reality.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr....

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