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I realize that today you have a number of top female athletes such as Martina Navratilova who can run like deer and bench-press Chevrolet trucks.
But to be brutally frank, women as a group have a lo...
I really believe there are things nobody would see if I didn't photograph them. -- Diane Arbu
I really can't come to your party Mrs. Parker, I can't bear fools.
That's strange; your mother could. -- Dorothy Parke...
I really don't care if I win or lose, but why don't I ever win?
I really don't deserve this, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
-- Jack Benny (1894-1974), upon receiving an award...
I really don't think that these cookies are random.
I REALLY HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.
I really hate this darn machine, I wish that they would sell it.
It never does quite what I want, Only what I tell it. -- The Programmers Lame...
I REALLY like Bugs Bunny. I think I just found out why.
I really must learn not to argue with Bob Morgan..!

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