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• Carpet Fitting: Walter Wall
• Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew.
  People come over and I'm gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it...it feels real." -- Steven Wrigh...
• Put it to the wall, Mr. LaForge. -- Picard
• You know you have a small apartment when... your wall-to-wall carpet is a welcome mat.
  -- S. Rickly Christia...
• I recently moved into a new apartment, and there was this switch on the wall that didn't do anything.
  So anytime I had nothing to do, I'd just flick that switch up and down....
• I Hit the Wall: Isadore There
• I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. -- Steven Wrigh
• I told you never to call me on this wall! This is an unlisted wall!
• The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
  .. I almost went back in time. -- Steven Wrigh...