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In what other business could a guy tell a girl to get undressed--and send the bill to her husband?
-- Jackie Maso...
In what other country than America can a person like me say to a person like you, "Why don't you get out of America?
-- Stanley Myron Handelma...
In what year was the War of 1812 fought?
In which level of metalanguage are you now speaking?
In which Pooh tells Christopher Robin to sod off
In which room is the phrase 'Hello sailor' useful?
In wildness is the preservation of the world. -- Henry David Thoreau, Walking(1862)
In-window air conditioners don't actually cool the air.
The noise takes your mind off the heat. -- Rick Ducommo...
In winter, when the dismal rain Comes down in slanting lines, And Wind, that grand old harper, smote His thunder-harp of pines.
-- Alexander Smith (1830-1867) -- A Life Drama, Sc. ii...

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