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In war death is incidental. Loss of time is criminal. -- George S. Patto
In war, mistrust/paranoia are functional; at home, dysfunctional.
In war, Resolution; in defeat, Defiance
in victory, Magnanimity -- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)...
In war there is no substitute for victory. -- General Douglas MacArthu
In war we're tough and able. Quite indefatigable Between our quests We sequin vests And impersonate Clark Gable It's a busy life in Camelot.
I have to push th...
In war, when a commander becomes so bereft of reason and perspective that he fails to understand the dependence of arms on Divine guidance, he no longer deserves victory.
-- Gen. Douglas MacArthu...
In wealth one finds many friends whereas in poverty, even very few relations.
In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
In Western terms, love is like an extended software Q.
A. suite. True love is like a final acceptance test....
In West Union, Ohio, No married man can go flying without his spouse along at any time, unless he has been married for more than 12 months.

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