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INW: INvalidate Warranty
In words, as fashions, the same rule will hold, Alike fantastic if too new or old
Be not the first by whom the new are tried, Nor yet the last to lay the old aside....
In writing a patent-medicine advertisement, first convince the reader that he has the disease he is reading abou
econdly, that it is curable. -- Advertising Rule...
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure dome decree But only if the NFL to a franchise would agree.
I nybble often, but rarely byte......
In yet another effort to clean up New York City the mayor urged the City Council to pass legislation that would require alternate side of the street urinating.
-- Dennis Mille...
In yonder grave a Druid lies. -- William Collins (1720-1756) -- Death of Thomso
In you can't measure output, then you can't measure input. -- Charles Schultz
In your CONFIG.SYS file, make sure to SET BUGS=OFF
In your EZ-Reader config. Specify BUGS = OFF

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